SLUT!!!

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why are girls that sleeping around called slut?

but when guys do it called stud.

Guys think about sex all the time

because it's so hard for us to get

and for Girls, they don't have to worry about it

because they don't have to work on it..

"NO! we do!!"

ohh.. bullshit

if a complete stranger come up to you asking,

"you wan have sex?" would you?

"NO!"

exactly, because girls think that want to know you better and crap first...

guys don't care about personalities as long as you get down

then, girls try to call guys - slut

but it's not gonna happen~

because it's so hard for guys to pickup chicks,

and so when we do, we look like heroes!

but for girls, its so easy, so the society looks down on them...

so now, the girls want the title - stud

but here's the thing, it ain't gonna happen

NO girls has to work to get laid

guys do, we have to work with everything

(until your mom also can't recognise [cantonese])

your granny,

can go to a club and sit by the bar

then she still can pickup a guy

but if your grandpa go to a club

that boy will get kicked in the nuts and maced

LOL

when you see a chick that you like,

you have to take her to movies,

dinner, the museum, coffee, this shit, that shit..

you have to sit there to listen about her stories

about cats and all..

so after you been chasing her for months now

and you walk up to her *limping and limping*,

and she tell you, "let's just be friends"

(WTF?)

after all that? i listened to your cat stories, girl

but there's nothing you can do cause she chose that

and now you have to limp home

that is the life of a regular guy

6 girls walked into a bar

and you like one of them

you can't just approach and talk to the one that you like

that's 'anti-social', NO

you have to entertain all of them

you have to laugh, dance, jokes, do tricks

then try to slip right to the one you actually interested in

but when you turn around,

another ugly one try to cockblock you by talking to the girl you like

and you're done, girls always trust each others whatever they say

for a sexy girls,

they can just lay there and pretty much it, the works is done..

they don't have to do anything if they don't want to

as a guy,

you have to rise to the occasion,

we have to be in the right size,

we have to be the right attitude

so, in this world of cockblockery and rejections

there is a species called stud who can balance it all

what they look like and what they do?

actually they are just like regular guys

they did what a regular guys do

they take you to dinner,

the only difference is,

when you talk about your sad cat stories,

he cries...

and when you talk about your favorites,

he cries some more

because he likes those things too!!

he's the perfect guy for you!!

then you take him home, you two make love

and you felt it's magical and sparkle

and you look in his eyes, he look in yours

then he say, "hey, let's just be friends"

and then, grab his shits and leave

that's the stud...

there is no any lesson in these stuff

it just the thing we see in our lives

btw, i just randomly/unintentionally found these info from youtube

then decided to write it down...

unfortunately, 

a lot of guys and girls consistently agree with the statements

(please leave comments)

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